Ack blew that!
Meanwhile, no one else seems interested. Like, who wants to run with an old guy?
I'm thinking of dragging my kid out to video a 3000 time trial where I could go for a non-existent unofficial Alaska state record for 50+ runners. Maybe try for sub 10. Perhaps intersperse some winter scenes, polar bears, shake the camera to emulate an earthquake. Then I could be like Trevor Dunbar and put it on Youtube and become an instant masters sensation.
Tamara totally rolled her eyes at this suggestion and now wants to disown me.